Keep Metal!

This is actually a post from Jev's old blog. It's one that I've helped make by finding proverbs for him. But the twisted proverbs are fully his own work! I wanted to post it here since I couldn't bear to see this blog without updates! Yup I tend to be very enterprising at times! Now you must be wondering who I am! LOL! Read further.


Below are some quotes that were half cut and given to 13 brilliant people. They had to complete it which they did but not in the way you would expect.

Here goes:

Better late than... pregnant

A rose is a rose is a... bleu

He who dares... will never do it again

Love is made on... couches, toilets, beds, tables, chairs, computers, houses, everywhere

As you sow, so you... get tired

Once bitten twice... bitten thrice bitten fourth bitten

Rome wasn't built in... a test tube

Talk of the devil and He will... cough

All that glitters is not... stealable

A barking dog never... lets you sleep

A friend in need is a friend... to avoid

A fault confessed is... still a fault

A penny saved is... not much really

Actions speak louder than... Micheals

Beauty is in the eyes of the... ugly

Boys will be... happy and successful and get laid every night

Charity begins at... some kind of charity show

Dead men tell no... one "hey whatsup"

Divide and... penetrate

Don't count your chickens before... you get any chicken actually

Ask no question and... leave me alone

And here are the original quotes, unaltered as we foud them:

Better late than never

A rose is a rose is a rose

He who dares succeeds

Love is made on a bed of roses

As you sow, so you reap

Once bitten twice shy

Rome wasn't built in day

Talk of the devil and He will appear

All that glitters is not gold

A barking dog never bites

A friend in need is a friend indeed

A fault confessed is half redressed

A penny saved is a penny earned

Actions speak louder than words

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Boys will be boys

Charity begins at home

Dead men tell no tales

Divide and and rule

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched

Ask no question and hear no lies

These 13 persons do not exist! They were in fact Jev himself!

Lol, I think you might have guessed that! Now to know my identity, read below.

So long dudettes and dudes and my horrified Jevin!