Keep Metal!

Hey all. You're all probably wondering what's up with the title. Now THAT'S a question. See where I'm going with this?

A lot of people ask questions to make up for conversations. And some of the time, these questions are irrelevant and really annoying... Here's my list.

What was the last movie you watched?
Like I would remember? Those who do not agree and reckon they would know the answer straightaway, answer this question in less than 3 seconds. What is the color of your underwear? The answer didn't pop up in 3 secs, right? Then how the hell am I going to remember the last movie I watched. Beats me. I watch television every now and then. I don't keep a list of 5 latest movies I have watched. No I leave that to little Facebook apps.

What time are you going to be back?
Yeah you guessed right. My mom asks me that question. And when its my friends asking me the same, imagine how I feel. Okay I understand the motherly love and that she needs to know precisely at what time to call the cops saying my son isn't back yet. But a honest answer will be "I don't know". Because I have no plans. I'm just going out in a car.

What's new in your life?
I really appreciate the thought of you wanting to know why I wasn't online for months. I have to be deadly honest to myself (for once). If something had happened to me, I would love the thought of people wondering where I was gone. It happened in the past, and its really nice. But when there's nothing new, I'm like wtf? So you say nothing, life is as it was. Buth then some stupid moron would think your hiding something. Why? Am I not allowed to NOT log in on msn (which is a shitty piece of crap btw) on my computer?

When are you going to come again?
Okay, I was just at your place. I don't usually plan my next visits. Call me careless. In fact, I didn't know I was coming at your place before lunch. So the next time, uhh I have no fucking clue... You want to plan something, call me.

Why is the show being held there? That place is far.
Far from what? From where you stay? I got news for you. The organizers do not care about you, they do not even know you and the don't give a rat's ass about your presence.

Why you never visit me?
Okay this one is simple: I don't like people coming at my place without notice and I expect that if I don't do so at your place, you will stop coming without notice.
It's okay if you want to park your car at my place. No problem with that. But when you come and you sit and you don't want to go. You know, I was running around with only my boxer before you came. Its hot. I don't have air conditioning in every room. I am sane, but I cant bear high temperatures.

Funny story, I got a friend who always asks questions, but never listens to the explanations. Its not in a rude way. He just nods lifelessly. Jeez...